Man: What is the fee for getting a divorce

People ofteN say that they were
cheated iN Love.

But what they forget.......

The kids of this generation get marks like this, these days:
99.4,
99.5,
99.......

When a Marwadi gets kidnapped:
Marwadi: Bhai, Please Ek Baar Meri Ghar Walon Se Baat Karwa .......

Pajama and Palazzo are actually brothers... Only thing is Pajama studied in Municipal School and Palazzo .......

Boy: Will you be my Valentine?
Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help y.......