Mona darling, Isko Under-Construction Flat Dila Do. EMI Isko Jeene Nahi Degi Aur Possession Ki Umeed Isko Marne Nahi Degi!
A Korean actress revealed that she eats only 5 spoons of rice everyday, in order to be slim. Indians eat those 5 spoons to check - Namak Toh Theek Daala Hai Na!
What's so great about Shah Jahan making a Tajmahal for his wife Mumtaz? Sholay creator Ramesh Sippy has a river named in the US after his wife, Mrs. Sippy!
Friend 1: Why did your wife leave you? Friend 2: It's because of my concern towards the environment. Friend 1 (Confused): Please elaborate. Friend 2: I'd tried saving water by taking shower with the woman next door!
Policeman (after the collision): You saw this lady driving towards you. Why did not you give her the road? Man: I was going to, as soon as I could discover which half she wanted.
Samsung has very wisely chosen the launch date of Galaxy Note 8, as Diwali is approaching no one will know about the real reason of explosion!
Mike: You can learn anything on the internet. It can even teach you to talk like an Indian. Steve: How? Mike: See, it's already working!
At a South Indian restaurant: Waiter: Anna Bill? Guy1: Annabelle! Dekhi Bro Bahut Scary Hai. Guy2: Woh Bill Puch Raha Hai!
Kavita: What did your husband do before you divorced him? Geeta: A lot of things I didn't know about!