Just discovered that Othello is not just a literary masterpiece... . . . . . . . . It's also a direction given to a Rickshaw-Wala by a Punjabi!
Today I was talking to my doctor & after knowing my occupation he advised - You must exercise more. Don't buy drinks from stalls. Stay away from red wine especially. Drink more plain water. Don't drive when going out. Take public transport or walk. Don't eat out. Eat less meat especially seafood. Keep to the vegetarian diet if possible. I nodded & asked - May I know what's wrong with me? . . . . . . . . . . He answered: Beta, Teri Salary Bahut Kam Hai!
Arranged marriage meeting in India: Boy: Your favorite cuisine? Girl: Woh Nainital Wale Mama Ji Ka Beta!
Every girl has two problems: 1. Kutta Kaise Dekh Raha Hai! 2. Kutta Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha! Kutta Kare To Kare Kya?
Friend: Bhai New Year Ka Kya Plan Hai? Me: Koi Plan Nahi Hai... Kyon? Friend: Kuch Nahi Maine Socha Tha Cancel Karunga!
Went to Salon: Stylist: Shave Karwa Lo? Me: OK Stylist: Massage? Me: OK Stylist: Facial? Me: OK Stylist: Tanning Pack? Me: Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Ke Shaadi Bhi Karwa De Abb!
Traveling on a low-cost Airline: Air Hostess: Excuse me Sir, veg or non-veg? Passenger: Veg. Air Hostess: Ek Baar Na, Ek Haathi Aur Chinti The...!