Police: Accident Kaise Hua? Driver: Sir Speed Kam Nahi Ho Payi, Meri Galti Nahi Hai. Police: 'Bada Gear' Zimmedar Hai!
Girl: I don't want to marry Agni, I love Sakshi. Parents: No Problem Beta, Agni Ko Sakshi Maan Ke Shaadi Kar Lo!
HR: Why should I hire you? Candidate: Mere Baad Koi Aur Ayega, Phirse Interview Lena Padega, Aptitude, Technical Round... Kitna Kaam Karoge Sir Wohi Salary Mein? Hired
Pro Tip: If you ask your best friend to come at 7 and he is there at 7 then he is not your best friend!
And while we celebrate Sindhu and her Silver, let's not forget our dear Navjot Sidhu. The man needs to get Gold for Long Jump. Over a month back he jumped from BJP to AAP and is yet to land!
Violence erupts in parts of Bangalore and Tamil Nadu over Cauvery water... . . . . . . . . . Meanwhile, in Punjab, people are wondering why one Madrasi is fighting with another Madrasi!
Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic medicine at 6 AM, when I told you to take at 9 AM? Patient: I wanted to do 'Surgical Attack' and surprise the Bacteria.
A little girl asked her father: Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time? Father: No, some begin with - If elected I promise...
Met a beggar whose card machine was not working so installed PayTm on his iPhone7. Used promo code BHAGWANKENAAMPEDEDE and got 50% cashback. Feeling proud!
Earlier: Our son cleared the IAS exams in the first attempt. Now: Our son withdrew the money from ATM in the first attempt!