A woman has only 2 choices in life: (1) to be single and look for a husband every day.. or (2) to get married and look for her husband every night.. ;]
Who is stronger? women are stronger than men why? because,women can carry two mountains at a time, while men can carry 2 eggs; take note with the help of the bird pa. haha!
When someone throws u a stone go & find hollow blocks 2 hit em back!!!8s not ol d tym u have 2 endure the pain sumtyms u have 2 let d person learn a lesson d hard way...
Two students wer caught naked having sex in a classroom janitor: aha! violating school rules! boy: wat rule?? janitor: (thinking) not wearing uniform!!! hahaha
A fat lady asked her bf what she looked like.. d boy replied: "you look like a god." d fat lady smiled.. giggled and blushed then asked" clung god? aphrodite? venus? who? d boy looked deeply in her eyes.. touched her belly and said.. "buddah"..
I was planning to kill the most beautiful, & charming girl on earth den i realized shud i kill myself? wat a big sin to do ds thing!
A lady n a bar walks 2 d barman * puts her finger in2 barman's mouth. barman: lustly kisses & lick each finger. lady says: tel ur manager der's no toilet paper!
A nun rides a taxi. taxi driver: sister it s always my dream 2 kiss a nun. can u grant my wish? nun: ok but 1st u shud b catholic & 2nd u have 2b single. taxi driver: i am both catholic & still single. so d nun fulfils d taxi drver's fantasy & kisses him. taxi driver: thank u sister bt i must confess..i lied 2 u.. i am married & i'm a muslim. nun: dats ok...i'm on my way 2 a costume party & my real name s boyet.
Love can remove fears love can remove doubts love can remove worries and love can remove underwear too. so be careful..=)
Tru bravery is to arrive home.. fully drunk.. a later night out.. & mom waiting with a broom in hand then u asked, "hey mom, still cleaning?
Galileo: great mind. einstein: genius mind. newton: xtra ordinary mind. bill gates: brilliant mind. me? nvermind, as long as im cute, i don't mind(--,)
Sardar ne makkhi k pankh tod k kaha; udd ja, but makkhi nhi udi, sardar ne kaha:-to ye proof huwa ki makhi ke pankh tod diye jaye to wo sun nhi sakti. . .