Mom: beta haath jal gaya, toothpaste lana . . . . kapil: no, maa. . . . . . . mere toothpaste me namak hai. duniya wale kahenge bete ne jale pe namak chidaka...
I am police officer you are under arrest bcoz jitne pyare aap ho utna pyara hona kanoonan jurm hai. is liye apako dil ki jail mein umar bhar dosti ki saza di jati hai.
The most common line by a teacher to their student . . . . . . . . . . "homework karna bhool gaye !!!!! khana khana bhooltay ho?"
Pyaar mein juban chup ho to ankhen bolti hai, ankhen chup ho to dil bolta hai, aur agar dil bhi chup ho to? toh log bolte hai ?ram naam satya hai?
Mujsa breakup karka ban gaye tu ullu mujsa breakup karka ban gaye tu ullu muja ta dusare mil gayi tuja kya mila 'baba gi ka thullu'
Tinka-2 tufan mein bikharte chale gaye tanhai ki gehraion mein utarte chale gaye. udte thay jinke sahare aasmano mein hum ek-ek karke sab bichadte chale gaye. ` fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips sun, birds, cool air ? all r looking at ur window to say u good morning have nice day. ` girl?s father- main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare. boyfriend- bus, isiliye main use yaha se le jane aya hun ` unki ek yaad bechan kar jati hai har cheez
A man's iphone 5 fell down in the toilet... he was devasted and started crying. . seeing his dismal state the toilet goddess came out with a golden iphone. . the guy remembered the woodcutter story and trying to be modest said "i don't want this gold iphone mine was a simple one" hearing this the toilet goddess smiled and said "abey ye wo hi hai. .. isko dho lena".
Election ki date fix ho gyi hai...... us din pta chal jayega ki mohalle ki kon kon si ladaki 18 sal ki ho gyi.??
Awesome 2 sardars bank lootne gaye, par gun bhool gayephir bhi bank loot liya. kaise??? bank manager bhi sardar tha. bola i trust you, gun kal dikha dena"
Sardar: raat bhar train mein neend hi nahin aayee, upar ka seat mila tha dost: toh exchange kyun nahin kiya sardar: arrey bewakoof, kisse karta... neeche ke seat pe koi bhi nahin thi
Sardarni: lo, light chale gayee sardar: light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar sardarni: lo, kee na wahi sardaron-waali baat, agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayegi?
Sardar's dad died and he was crying after a couple of minutes,sardar cries louder. friend :what happened now? sardar :my sister just call me. her dad also died...