A nun rides a taxi.
taxi driver:
sister it s always my dream 2 kiss a nun.
can u grant my wish?
nun: ok but 1st u shud b catholic & 2nd u have 2b single.
taxi driver: i am both catholic & still single.
so d nun fulfils d taxi drver's fantasy & kisses him.
taxi driver: thank u sister bt i must confess..i lied 2 u..
i am married & i'm a muslim.
nun: dats ok...i'm on my way 2 a costume party & my real name
s boyet.