Meri aur katrina ki ek aadat bilkul same hai. guess what? na main usey sms karta hoon, na wo mujhe sms karti hai. attitude you know!
Amir khan ki har film mein koi na koi message hota hai par ghajini dekh ke aap ko kya message milta hai? simple! ganja bhi maang nikal sakta hai.
50 meel dur jab koi bachha oon-oon karke rota hai toh ma kehti he ki beta aise mat ro varna bada hokar tu himesh reshamiya ban jayega.
Imran hashmi ne pehle apni girlfriend ko aashiq banaya. fir choclate mein zeher milaake murder kar diya aur kaha kalyug mein aksar aisa hi hota hai.
Tv ads have taught me : . . you don't need singing skills to be an indian idol, you just need fair & lovely..!! . that no one can eat cadbury dairymilk chocolate without getting it all across their face..!! . to close bathroom door while brushing teeth, else a tv reporter might step in & ask "kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?" . don't buy reliance..!! even anushka sharma couldn't convince ranvijay to buy it..!! . that both kareena kapoor & saif ali khan have serious dandruff problem..!! . that if you don't use harpic, people will barge into your house to clean your toilet..!! . that only thing super hot girls care about is your 140 rupees deodorant bathed body ! money minded women will fall for any guy who applies a deo or uses a fairness cream. no other quality matters..!! . that salman with a relaxo chappal can achieve many great things, unlike the salman without the chappals..!! . that your mom will be proud of you if you take a bath in a puddle of mud! #daag ache hain..!!
Har khushi kam hai, tera gum bhulane ke liye, ek tera gum hi kaafi hai, mujhe umarbhar rulane ke liye.
Be soft and cool like water, so u can adjust anywhere in life be hard & attractive like diamond, so no one can play with ur emotions.
Na tasvir h tumhari zo didar kiya jaye na tum paas ho zo pyaar kiya jaye ye kaun sa dard diya h tune mujhe. na kuchh kaha jaye, na tujhe dekhe bin raha jaye...
Chennai express crosses all stations before time and public came out with smiling faces - kaish aisa humare india ki train mein bhi log bina late huain time puchte aur kehte 'don't undestimate the power of indian railway'.
Goti kalti maar ? girlfriend- apke bina mera zee nahi lagta.. . . . . . . . . pappu- zee nahi lagta to isme kya hai pagal... . . sony ya star plus laga lo wo bhi achhe channel hai.