Father: how was the paper.??? . . son: bas 1st que. chhut gya...!! . father: achha, aur baki?? . . son: 3rd mujhe aata nhi tha 4th mai karna bhul gya.. 5th mujhe nazar nhi aaya aur 6thpaper k pichhli side tha maine dekha nhi . . father gusse me bola: aur 2nd que.?? . son: "bas vahi galat ho gya.
Gabbar:"are o sambha, kitne aadmi the.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . sambha:"pata nahi sarkar, main to ladkiya dekh raha tha
If we go by tv ads, a typical day in the life of shahrukh khan would be: gets up, brushes with “pepsodent” then shave with “v john shaving cream” drinks a cup of “tata tea”, gets into”lux cozi” with “belmont shirt”, wears his “tag heuer watch”, picks up his “nokia lumina” & drives to work in his “hyundai i10″ and drink “frooti” he then gets home in the evening, relaxes in his “nerolac” painted house, rubs “emami cream” on his face, watches “dish tv” on his “videocon”, and has a spoon of “sona chandi chyawanprash” before going to bed …
Sanjay dutt gets 5 years jail for 1993 bomb blast this is manyata dutt’s (sanjay dutt’s wife) third marriage and all her three husbands are in jail, now we kindly request her to please marry rahul gandhi.
Just heard that ang lee-director of movie ‘life of pi’ is planning 3 movies in india. in 1st movie casting salman khan, vivek oberoi and abhishek bachchan for his new movie…’life of rai’!….. second – casting shiny ahuja for ‘life of bai’…. third – casting sunny leone for ‘life on char pai’…..
Income tax officer hass raha tha… clerk : kya hua ??? officer : sunny leon ki file hai… clerk : toh ??? officer : kapde phenti nahi hai aur laundry bill 11 lacs bataya hai…!!!
Laakho croro rupye ka nuksaan ho gaya :’( . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . vicky donor dekhte hue ye mere dimaag me aaya :d :p
Yash chopra was explaining a romantic scene about his new film: real love is, when 2 people are so close that they see the world together in one direction… sunny leone : .. sorry to interrupt you yash jee, but if i’m not wrong, u are explaining the doggy style.. right?
Hilarious 18+ joke .. ;) . . . . why could ayesha takiya never become a school teacher..? . . . . . . . . …. . b’coz everytime she moved to write something on a board the words got rubbed without a duster… jise jise samja thoko like baki bachon k liye ma next post m poggo ka link send kr donga *** ;) :o
Salman khan: “kitne percent log samajte hai ki meri aur katrina ki shaadi hogi?” . . . . . . . . baba ji: “sirf 10%” . . . . . salman: “just 10% why?” baba ji: “kyuki 90% log khud katrina se shaadi karna chahte hai“
Bipasha ko larka hua kala.. john ne kaha :-) tu gori, main gora, . . . . larka kaise kala? bipasha boli :-) tu hot mai hot… jal gaya sala ;) :d :p
Why srk is best : 1. most no. of blockbusters with less no. of flops 2. most no. of fan following in the world in billions 3. most no. of brands endorsed by srk approx 50 brands 4. more no. of madam tussad’s statue inaugurated b4 all khans 5. capacity n wealthy enough to buy ipl cricket team, has a luxury home of 140 cr worth 6. most no. of best actor awards. 7. padamshri award which salman dreams to get. 8. biography made only on one actor i.e. srk after mr. amitabh 9. most no. of sabse favorite kaun awards decided by public 10. award given by french govt for his exceptional career 11. iifa most powerful entertainer of decade. 12. time magazine rated as one of the most powerful person in the world including sonia gandhi. 13. rajiv gandhi award for his excellence 14. doctorate given to srk not to any other khan 15. included in forbes list of top 30 most influential person in the world. 16. only indian to get unesco award for his charity