Tv ads have taught me :
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you don't need singing skills to be an indian idol,
you just need fair & lovely..!!
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that no one can eat cadbury dairymilk chocolate without getting it all across their face..!!
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to close bathroom door while brushing teeth, else a tv reporter might step in & ask "kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?"
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don't buy reliance..!! even anushka sharma couldn't convince ranvijay
to buy it..!!
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that both kareena kapoor & saif ali khan have serious dandruff problem..!!
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that if you don't use harpic, people will barge into your house to clean your toilet..!!
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that only thing super hot girls care about is your 140 rupees deodorant bathed body !
money minded women will fall for any guy who applies a deo or uses a fairness cream. no other quality matters..!!
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that salman with a relaxo chappal can achieve many great things, unlike the salman without the chappals..!!
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that your mom will be proud of you if you take a bath in a
puddle of mud! #daag ache hain..!!