I need an app that warns me about what my wife is up to when she says... . . . . . . `we need to talk`!
My wife and i were having an argument last night. i was right about something and she was wrong, but i didn't tell her that. i may be right, but definitely not stupid!
My wife and i have a very good mutual understanding. i let my wife win all our arguments and in turn she lets me live!
7 out of 10 wives say that their husbands are always wrong. and the other three are upset with their husbands and do not want to talk about it right now!
Last night, i accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the coronavirus. what a wonderful caring woman!
Wife: why can't you wear a mask? husband: but i'm not going anywhere. wife: i know. i'm just really tired of your face!