86% of marriage is just spending time you should be doing stuff you were asked to do thinking of reasons why you didn't do it!
I salute all men who choose to be adventurous... A few join the armed forces & fight for the nation, others get married & fight for their survival!
Survey & Analysis says: If you both are comfortable at the same fan speed or air conditioning temperature, you are probably not a married couple!
Husband: Tujh Mein Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karun? Wife: Kuchh Nahi! Bas Roz Maatha Tek Kar 2000 Ka Note Chadha Diya Karo!
If French is the language of love, then long silences peppered with sarcasm must be the language of marriage!
My wife left to get a haircut so I've got maybe 2 hours to practice my "that looks great!" face in the mirror!
Husband: I love you till Moon and back. Wife: Priya Ke Pati Toh Jupiter Tak Gaye The Uske Liye Aur Aap Bas Moon and Back!
What is the difference between desire and greed? Getting married is desire, but trying to be happy after marriage is greed!