Husband: aaj tumhari bahen ko ghar per dekh kar badi khushi ho rahi hai.. wife: jeans pehan lo!! pajame mein khushi saaf dikhai de rahi hai…:ox_x =))
Wife (seeing stars): btao wo kaun si chiz hai, jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.? . . . . husband: nahi mai nahi btaunga. . . . . wife:jid krte hue nahi janu btao na plzzzzzzz. . . . . . . . . . husband : tera muh …
Man with gun goes in bank & demands .. once he is given money, he turns to a lady & asks, ‘did you see me rob bank? lady : ‘yes, i did’. robber shot her in the head. he turned to a couple & askd d man ‘did you see me rob d bank?’ man said ‘no sir, but my wife did… moral: when opportunity knocks,use it
A true fact of private job life beemar employee se uski biwi boli - iss bar koi janwaro ke doctor ko dikhao? tabhi aap theek hoge?? pati - woh kyon ?? biwi - roz subah murge ki tarah jaldi uthh jate ho.... ghode ki tarah bhag ke office chale jate ho... gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho... lomadi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar report banate ho... bandar ki tarah client ke ishare par nachte ho... ghar aakar pariwar par kutte ki tarah chillate ho.... aur fir bhainse ki tarah khaa kar so jate ho... insaano k doctors se na ho payega
Angry husband sent sms 2 mother-in-law "your product not cooking food properly". smart mother-in-law replied- "warranty expired, manufacturer not responsible"..
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata? wife: chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
A woman is driving 1st time on the highway. her husband calls & says: "be careful love, it's just been on the radio that some one is driving opposite to the traffic on the highway.." she replies: "someone..? these rascals are in hundreds.!!!
After drinking men talk unnecessarily, bcum emotional, drive badly, stp thnkng, fight 4 nothng, women can do all dis widout drinking...!!! natural talent....!!!
Man's depression - business slow chal raha hai.. - payment nahin aa rahi hai.. - credit card ka bill pay krna hai.. - family ki demands poori krni hai. woman's depression - profile pic. change kiye 15 minute ho gaye.....abhi tak ek bhi like ya comment nhi aaya hai.... pata nahi sabko recent updates mein dikh raha hai k nahi......
Duniya k 2 sabse mushkil kaam 1-apni baat kisi aur ke dimag me fit krna..! 2- kisi aur ka paisa apni jeib mein shift karna! jo pehle me kamyab hota hai, usey "teacher"kehte hai, jo dusre me kamyab hota hai, usey "business man" kahte hai aur jo dono me kamyab hoti hai usey... "wife" kahte hain.;
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom from under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two she reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink as she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine “hi darling”, he says “your parents have come to visit us so i let them stay in our bedroom hope you have said hello to them :-d
Wife:- maine aap ki birthday k lye itna mehnga suit lia hy k bus? husband:- shukar hy, mera b khayal aya, lao dikhao…? wife:- “mai abhi pehen k ati hon” :-) :d