Wife:- (in front of mirror)i am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. will you still give me sum compliment? husband:- your eye sight is excellent.
Wife pati se boli: dekhoji, kam krte waqt muje kiss mat kiya kro. tabi kamwali boli: madam acchi tarah se samja do, mai to bol-bol k thak gai.
Hsband ghar aya to deka bhikhari bv k sath s*x kar raha tha. hsband gussa hua to bv boli me kya krti bhikhari bola, aisi chiz de do jo sahab istmal nahi karate
Wife pati ko maar rahi thi padosi-kyu mar rahi ho patni-inko call kiya to 1 ladki boli aap jise samprk krna chahte ho, wo abhi vyast he
Jab rat ki tanhai me aapki wife aapko tang kare.? aapko apne pair dabane, malish krne k liye majbur kre.? or phr chupke se aapke kan me kahe. "sawami" kuch kro na.....? tab music bajao apni wife ko nachao. or rat shuhani bnao.
Wife aji suniye jb apne phli bar, mera gunght uthaya tha to kaisa lga tha, hsbnd:bhgwan ki ksm human chalisa, yad na hota to whi mr jata.
Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat larki se shaadi kar raha hai. aap usse rokte kyon nahi? husband: main kyon rokon? us ne mujhe roka tha kiya.
Patni: sunte ho padoswale guptaji ki beti ko maths mein 99 marks mile hain. pati: are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya? patni: woh humara beta laya hai!!
After marriage, husband and, wife become two sides of a coin. they just can't face each other, but still they stay together,
Advocate :- talak karane ke liye rs- 3000. husband :- pagal ho kya? pandit ji ne rs -101.mei hi shadi karvai thi. advocate :- dekh liya sasta ka nateeja.
A prospective husband in a book store do you have a book called "husbands the masters of wife". sales girl: sir comic department is on 1st floor.
A psychological report: when 2 indian couples come face 2 face wives ' look at each other's sarees & husbands ' look at each other's wife..