Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom
from under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two
she reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can
once she’s done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink
as she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine
“hi darling”, he says
“your parents have come to visit us
so i let them stay in our bedroom
hope you have said
hello to them :-d