Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti
Hsbnd: (in romantic mood):tum meri zindgi ho.... wife: aur kaho achcha lag raha hai.... hsbnd: aur lanat hai aisi zindagi pe.....
Ek rat husband ny wife se pani manga or so gaya bivi sari raat khari rahi subha hoi husband: tum sari raat yaha khari rahi bolo kya chahye wife: gussy se talaq ;-)
1 aurat ne akhbar me prha k 1 admi ne apni bv ko 1 cycle k badle sale kr dia bv: tum to aisa nhi karoge na? husband: main to car se kam baat bhi nhi kron ga !
Biwi: sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,subha pyar,shaam pyar,tum itna pyar kab karo ge? miyan:arey wo choray to mujhe moqa milay na.
Husband:hypnotise karna kya hota hy? wife:kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana husband:chal jhoti,usay to shadi kehte hain.
Wife: ap apnay best freind ki bv k janazay pay nahi gay. husband:kis moo say jaon. wo mujay 3rd bv k janazay pay bula raha hai aur mein ne1 dafa b nahi bulaya
Wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh main meake chali jaaon gi hubsnd: thandi aah bhar ka bola wade wade sirf wade, bahir b wade ghar pe b sirf wade
Patni (pati se)- tum to kehte the ki shaadi ke bad b mujhe khub pyaar karoge.. pati- sorry yaar! mujhe maalum nahi tha ki tumhari shaadi mujhse hogi ....
Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola: zaror tum mere khane k lye kch lai hogi? wife: bilkul thik, isme mere new sandal hai
Husband: begum tumhari gerdan pr ajeeb si cheez hai. . . jisay daikh kr khouf aata hai . . . begum(dar k): wo kya?.. husband: tumhara munh.