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Wife; i'm going to london. do u want any gift? husband: (mazak me) me manguga woh tum la nahi paogi. wife : mang ke to dekho husband : i want a british girl.. wife:ok... wife returns husband: where iz gift? wife: wait for 9 months!!!!!!!!'

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एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

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