Pati aur patni jhagadte hue pati-mujhe gussa mat dilao nahi to mere ander ka janwar jaag jayega patni-to kya hua.? mai chuhe se nahi darti
Wife : agar main mountain everest pe chadhun toh aap mujhe kya doge ? husband : pagli, isme pucchne wali kya baat hai.. "dhakkaa !"
Bivi ne pati ke gale main bahein dalker kaha- kaisi lag rahi hun main? pati- bulkul vaisi jaise bhagwan shanker ke gale me nagin latkati ho....
Patni-tum pehle jitna pyar nahi karte ho,shadi se pahle to pados ki chhat se kudkar milne ate the pati-ab sochta hu ki usi chhat se kud jau
Wife- jab bhi mai room ke andar aati hu, tum radio bandh kyon kar dete ho.. husband- kyonki mai do radio ek saath nahin sun sakta
Pati:-kash me ganpati hota, tum 11-din tak meri puja karti,modak,laddu khilati. patni:-ha kaash aisa hota,phir har saal visarjan ke baad me naye ganpati lati.
Wife: tumne kabi socha h ki meri shadi kisi or se ho jaati to kya hota? husband: nhi mne kabhi kisika bura nhi socha.
Wife: sirf mere liye hi paan kyu le rahe ho? apne liye bhi le lo... . . . . husband: mai bina paan khaye bhi chup reh sakta hu
Wife looks in mirror & says to her husband: "i look horrible, fat & ugly. please say something nice about me" husband:"ur eyesight is perfect..."
Wife: jab aap chashma utaarte ho, bahut handsome dikte ho. husband: ha dear, jab main chashma utaarta h, tum bhi bahut khubsurat dikti ho
Jhagde k baad.. patni- aaj ke bad mai tumse baat nahi karungi pati- kya, tum gungi hone wali ho patni- nahi, tumhe behra karne wali hu