Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne hello kiya, wife : koun thi wo? husband : tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi yehi puchegi. :-)
Wife: you delivered an excellent speech. hubby: thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots. wife: is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi. wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be aeisa aata goondo jesa tumhare abbu goonda krty thy.
Doc: “after looking at these test results, i recommend your husband should have an operation immediately!” wife: “but doc, this will seriously affect his hobby” doc astonished: “what in the world is the hobby?” wife: “saving money!”
Wife: suno ji, is haftey hum roz cinema dekhne jaayenge. uske agle hafte hum roz shopping k liye jaayenge. husband: aur uske agle haftey roz mandir jaayenge. wife: kyo? husband- bheek mangenge. :)
Every wife is a ‘mistress’ of her husband . . . . ‘miss’ for one hour and ‘stress’ for 23 hours everyday . . . !:-d
Wife: “main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 rupay ki zaroorrat hai!” husband (ghusay se): “tumhen rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!” wife: “aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!”
Wife: sirf mere liye he paan kyon le rahe ho? apne liye bhi le lo… . . . . . husband: mai bina paan khaye bhi chup reh sakta hon. :-)
Man: cut my hair short. barber: how short you would like to..? . . . . . . . . man: itney chotey k meri biwi inhen pakarr na sakey… ;->
Patni (pati se): tum to kehte thy k shaadi k baad bhi mujhe khoob pyaar karoge. pati: sorry yaar! mujhe maalum nahi tha k tumhari shaadi mujhse hogi…;-)
Difference between husband & gadha. ans:husband gadha ban sakta hai, but gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
A recently fired stock trader said … “this is worse than divorce… i have lost everything and i still have my wife…”