What’s the diff between dava & daru? dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and daru is like wife, jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Wife:what is 10 years with me? husband:a second. wife:what is $1000 for me? husband:a coin. wife: ok give me a coin. husband:wait a second
Man: sir, my wife is missing. postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. man:kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Husband to a newly wed wife! i could go to the end of the world for you wife:thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches how to choose a wife, natural disasters just happen.
Wife: yesterday-night i saw a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes! husband: yeah, i saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Difference between friend & wife u can tell ur friend “u r my best friend” but do u have courage tell to ur wife “u r my best wife?”
You know why women starts with ‘w’… because all questions start with “w”.. ! who ? why ? what ? when ? which ? whom ? where ? & finally wife..!!!
A man came home late at night after a party. his wife yelled: “how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?” the man couldnt believe his luck: ‘that would be great’! monday passed and he didnt see her…… tuesday and wednesday passed too….. on thursday his swelling became better and now he could see her from the corner of one eye;)
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: “up! quick! my husband is back!” man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: “damn, i am the husband!”
Wife running after a garbage truck: am i too late for the garbage? hubby following her yelled: not yet. jumpppp innnn fastttt.
Patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai. . . . . . . taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai