Wife: “Main bazar ja rahi hoon SHARE FacebookTwitter Wife: “main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 rupay ki zaroorrat hai!” husband (ghusay se): “tumhen rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!” wife: “aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!”More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Whose phone.?!!! in a bar, a man attend da call of a ringing mobile. man: hello! wife: darling shall i buy 1 diamond ring? man: sure honey! wife: shall i use your credit card for crystal pendant? .......Read Full Joke
Suhagrat pe patni ke sath bade aram aram se s_ex kiya taki use koi takleef na ho agle din usne apni biwi se puchha. pati: “tujhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleef to nahi hui” patni: “nahi, bohat maza a.......Read Full Joke
Wife ne ek sign board dekha: banarsi saree 10/- nylon 8/- cotton 5/- wife khush hoke apne husba.......Read Full Joke