Ek shohar khubsurt tha aur bv kali thi. shohar: hum dono jannati hen bv:kesy? shohar: tm mjhy dekh kr shukr ada krti ho or m tmhay dek kr toba krta hun;-).
Biwi:main mar jaon gi shohar:main b mar jaon ga biwi:main to bemar hon tum qmaro gay? . . mujh sy itni khushi bardasht nahi hogi..
Husband suhag raat ko biwi sy: aaj sy tumhari sari cheezein main use karun ga, . . biwi sharmate howe boli: wo plastic wala penis aram sy lena, murr jata hai…!!
Wife: darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? husband: let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
One philosphar said: every wife is a ~misstress~ of her husband. ‘~miss~’ for one year and ‘~stress~’ for rest of the life..!!
Boy : you look exactly like my wife…. girl : ohhh… what’s your wife’s name? boy : i’m not married yet… ;-) moral : learn new methods to propose.. ! :)
After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her. he looked at her slowly and then said: “a-b-c-d-e-f- g-h-i-j-k”. “what does that mean?” she asked. “adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot” he replied. she smiled happily and then asked, “what about i- j-k?” he replied, “i’m just kidding!” .. men will be men
Zinda rha to tmhara hi sth nibhaoun ga. “dost” bhool jaun to samjh lena k bhabi mil gyi he. (-,-) (‘.’)
Wife: meine suna hai k jannt mein mardon ko hooren milen gi. to aurton ko kya mile ga? husband; kuch nahi. allah sirf muzloom ki sunta hai.,.
Pathan ki 2 biviyan larr pari, aik boli k aaj sunday hay. 2sari boli nai aaj monday hay. pathan tang aa k bola: main kya pagal hun jo juma parh k aya hun.,,
Son: papa main itan jawaan kab honga k main mama ko bina bataye ghar se bahir ja sakoon? . . papa: bata itna jawaan to abi tak mein b nahi hun;-)