Biwi kitchen se boli: sunte ho main din ba din khubsurat hoti ja rahi hun, shohar:acha wo kaise? biwi:ab to mujhy se rotiyan b jalne lagi hain.,.,.!
4 dost bhethe thy, table per rakhe mobiles mein sy 1 baja, man: hello! biwi: jaan, i am in bazar, keya main 1 lakh ka jewelry set ly lon, man: han jan ly lo. biwi: silk sarhi bhi jo 20,000 ki hy man: 1 sarhi nae 2 , 4 ly lo biwi: ok. dear tumhara credit card myre pas hai, usi sy ly rahe hon. man: han thek hai. sary dost bole: tu pagal hai ya tujhe charh gae, ya tu humein necha dekha raha hai. k tu apni biwi ko kitna chahta hai. man: wo sub choro yay batao yay mobile kis ka hai?
Husband: if i have an affair with your most loving friend, what will be the first thought that would come to your mind? smart wife: that you are gay!
Husband mera white ho lambi us ki height ho ghusay ka wo light ho personality us ki tight ho jab saas sy meri fight ho ‘kahy’ janu tum he right ho.
An economist beautifully explained two reason for having 2 wifes. a. monopoly should be broken. b. competition improves the quality of services..
Wife: itni slow awaz mein kis sy baat kar rahe ho? husband: bahen sy. wife: bahen sy itni slow awaz mein bolne ki keya zaroorat hy? husband: tumhari jo hy.
Aik car ki nilami ho rahi thi 20 lac 25 lac 30 lac aik aadmi ny hairat sy car ki khrab halat py ghor keya, usay car mein koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas khray aik aadmi sy poocha: . . bhae is khtaara car mein aisi kon c khoobi hy k is ka itna daam lag raha hy?? . . aadmi bola: janab ab tak iss car k 10 haadsy ho chukein hein,aur hairat ki baat yay hy k her haadsy mein sirf “bv” hi fooot hoe hy.. . . aadmi: 40 lakh
“a wonderful circle”. chooha billi se drta hai or billi kuttay se, kutta bheriay se drta hai or bheria gainday se, gainda cheetay se darta hai or cheeta haathi se, haathi lion se drta hai or lion aadmi se, aadmi bv se drta hai or bv ? ? ? ? “choohay se” ;-)
A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. wife: did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? husband: no, he told me to carry my cross.
Husband 1: why do u take your wife only to night clubs? husband 2: buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!