After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her
husband to describe her.
he looked at her slowly and then said: “a-b-c-d-e-f-
g-h-i-j-k”.
“what does that mean?” she asked.
“adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot”
he replied. she smiled happily and then asked, “what about i-
j-k?”
he replied, “i’m just kidding!” .. men will be men