Me- papa aaj mene 5000 rs kamaye. . . . dad: great beta but how ? . . . me: satta lagaya tha ipl match pe :-d . . dad: harami kaha se sikha yeh sab ? . . me: iin se.
2 student raat me padhte huye 1st: kitne baje hai yaar.?? 2nd ne patthar uthakar samne girls hostel me mara. 1 ladki nikli boli: kamino ab to so jao raat ke 2 baj rahe hai.
Raj in hotel, mai yaha nahi rahunga mere paise wapas karo.. itna chota room mujhe janwar samjha hai kya..? waiter: mere baap, room me chal ye lift hai..!
Beta: papa ye sms kisi kehte hain, aur ye kis ke kaam aata hai? papa: beta ye vip log bhejte hain aur kanjoos logo ke padhne ke kaam aata hai.!
Police: car gas par hai santa: nahi sir police: petrol par santa: nahi sir police: diesel par santa: nahi sir police: phir kis par hai santa: installment par hai.
Ek baap apne bete ko mehngai ke bare mein bata raha tha. father: “beta ek zamaana hua karta tha jab main 10 rupye mein kirana, sabji, dudh aur naashtha leke aa jata tha.” beta: “ab ya bilkul possible nahi hai dad, kyun ki ab sabhi dukano mein security camera lage rahte hai.“
Question: “aisa kon sa saamp hai jo har sec. mein 0.5cm lamba hota hai aour thodi der baad apne aap ko kaat kar mar jata hai?” answer: “nokia ki games wala saamp bewkoofo.
Teacher ne class mein bachho se ek sawal puchha teacher: “murgiyo ki tange choti kyu hoti hai batao?” santa: “sir agar murgiyo ki tange lambi hogi toh ande gir kar toot jayenge na“
Question: “sabse lachaar doctor kaun sa hai?” answer: “a gynecologst” kyunki, jismein sari duniya maza dhundti hai, usme ye chodu problem dhundta hai.
Extra kameena ßacha! son: papa apki love marrige hai na? dad: haan per tumhen kese pta? son: apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai.
Little sam (on phone): my son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today. teacher: who is this? little sam: this is my father speaking!
Ladke ne apni nayi bani girl-friend ko bade pyar se samjhate hue kaha. boy: “darling humhare pyaar ke baare me kisi ko kuch mat batana” girl: “aapki bahan ko to zarur bataongi” boy: “arrey usko kyu?” girl: “kamini kahti thi koikutte ka pillahi hoga jo tum se pyaar karega.“