Foreveralone ladka : . . ladki ne aaj baat ki mujh se first time in real , wo scooty pe thi aur mein bike pe . usne mujhse kaha " samne dekh ke chala na chutiye
Student 1: mere 97.9% hain.. student 2: mere 98.1% hain.. student 3: mere 99.2% hain.. delhi university: aur dikhao aur dikhao..
A lady comes to a fruit wala lady: “hey fruit wale bhaiya, give me some potatoes fever.” fruitwala shocked: “o meri maa ye potatoes fever kya hota hai?” lady: “o maaye gaad, you dan’t know potatoes fever.” fruitwala: “bhen ji chahiye kya aapko?” lady: “you literacy pupil, potatoes fever matlab ‘aaloo bukhara‘.“
Mostly, "ladko ka career toh usi din khatam ho jata hai, jis din class me aage desk par baiti hui ladki piche mud kar smile ke sath pen maang leti hai".
Aaj bahot aacha din tha. maine ek ladki ko propose kiya. usne muje thapaad mara. meine uska picha kiya. uske kutte ne muje kata . mein hospital gaya.2 injections lavage . ab muje nurse se pyar ho gaya hai.
Girl to pappu (in college): hey guy! where is the princepal office? santa: pappu ye tujhe gay bol rahi hai. pappu (style me): sorry, bakariyo se hamara princepal nahi milta.
14 saal ka ladka apne pados ki aunty se puchhta hai, ladka: “aunty, ladkiyon ko 12 saal ki umar mein bachcha hota hai kya?” aunty: “nahi” ladka: “to fir apni beti ko samjhao na, faltu mein condom ka kharcha karwati hai“ tongue.
Santa ek din interview dene gaya to us se ek question pucha gaya interviewer: “aapko kitne saalo ka tajurba hai?” santa: “sir ji, juth nahi bolunga par salo pe mene kabhi try nahi kiya, par apni 3 saliyo ka tajurba jarur hai“
Dad: 2 saal baad ghar kyun wapas aaya? jiggu : maine bola tha "kuch ban ke wapas aaunga" dad: kya bana? jiggu : chutiya.
Mom - mujhe kabhi gussa nahi ata beta me - balika vadhu duniya ka sabse ghatiyaa show hai :3 mom- 10 second de rahi hu jaha bhag sakta hai bhag le.
Ek ladki, ek din art gallery dekhne jati hai . . aur ek tasveer dekh kar gallery ke malik se kahti hai: . . ladki : “iss bhayanak tasveer ko aap modern art kehte ho !?” . . . maalik : “meri maa tu dimag mat laga, ghar jaa, ye aaina ( mirror ) hai”
Dr: kya bemari hain ? . patient : main sab kuch bhul jaata hun doc. . dr : kabse hai ye bemari ? . patient : bhai konsi beemari..?? . haha thoko like