Dost : kaisa hai? me : bas theek dost : aur padhai kaisi chalri hai? me : dost hai dost reh bhenchodd.. rishtedar banni ki koshish na kar.
Ek naye teacher ne school join kiya, class mein aaate hi usne dekha ki do bachho ki shakal bilkul same hai. to usne ek bachhe se puchha teacher: “kya tum dono judva ho?” ladka muskurate hue bholepan se bola: “ji nahi sir, hum to padosi hain“
Teen poultry farms ki inspection ho rahi thi, inspector: “aap murgiyon ko kya dalte ho?” sharma: “ji, bajra” inspector: “wrong food, arrest him” phir usne sath mein khade doosre bande se puchha. verma: “ji, main chawal dalta hoon” inspector: “wrong food, arrest him” ab santa ki bari thi, is se pahle inspector kuch puchta, santa ghabrate hue bola santa: “ji, ham to murgiyon ko 5-5 rupaye de dete hai, ki jo khana hai wo le aao“
*phone rings* *unknown no.* me- kon ? she- mein tennu smjhawan ki, na tere bina lagda ji... me- will you marry me..? . . she- is gaane ko apni caller tune bnane ke liye 8 dabaye..!
School me ek pathan ka bacha, chaku liye ghum raha tha. sir ne pucha, chaku liye kyo ghum rahe ho..? bachha: garib hu sir, revolver kaha se laun..?
Me - kya bhai aaj kal kafi pareshan lagta hai ? . dost - ha bhai thode paise ki jarurat hai . . . me - aur bata khane me kya khaya aaj
Jaffa: "sir... maa naayanamma chanipoyindhi. two days leave kaavaali" boss: "adhentayyaa... last month ye gaa mee naayanamma chanipoyindhi ani leave theesukunnaav" jaffa: "maa thaathayya mallee pelli chesukunnaadu sir
Santa ne puri raat mujra dekha. . . . mujrewali- saheb, humne apko khush kiya ab aap hume khush kar do. . . . . . santa- achha to ab tum betho, mai nachta hu.
Sardar : yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. friend : acha wo kaise? sardar : yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched moral : aap bhi apni zehniat
Me - walking on footpath . . bhikhari: sahab kuch paise de do, . . me- chutte nhi hai . . . . bhikhari: paytm to hogana .. to fir paytm kar dijiye.
Mere whtsapp pe ek banda itni sad shayri send karta hai ki ab . . . . . to . . . . . . me bhi uski girlfriend ko bahut miss karta hu