1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai
jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?
pappu : legs
girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari
pant main hai aur meri pant
mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
girl : woh kia hai jo log din main
karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli
daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
moral : aap bhi apni zehniat