I went to the bhelwala asked him for a bhel.. asked him jara jaldi dena.. he told me saab bhel hai bail nahi. time lagegaa !
A husband in a book store : ”do you have a book called, ‘husband--the boss of the house’..?” sales girl: “sir, comics are on the 1st floor....
Pappu v/s teacher teacher :- insaan wo hey jo dusron k kaam aaye. . . . pappu :- lekin exam k waqt na to aap khud insan banti hain, or na dusron ko insan banne deti hain..
Ameer ladkiya kilo bhar make up karke photo instagram karti hain aur gareeb, darzano bhar filters laga ke.
Uncle: beta, kya karte ho?? me: blogging... uncle: wo kya hoti hai? & fb pe itne updates kyu karte ho? me: dekho..uncle..had me raho..jyada dimag ka dahi mat karo.. varna abhi apke sir ke analytics me ghuskar, uske webmaster ke sath chedchad karke, publically adwords, facebook & other social promotions kar duga.. then, google ke animals .. panda, penguin & hummingbird apko kaat khayege.....
Subha subha mujhe aise uthaya jata jai jaise world war shuru hogaya ho aur main hi aakhiri soldier bacha hua hu
Pappu : ek manf0rce dena. chemist : tum toh dabbu ji k bete ho naa ?? pappu : uncle mentos bola mentoss, ek do vicks b de dena gala kharab hai. dawa ka naam bhi nahi nikal raha thik se.
Gadha- mera malik bahut marta hai! kutta- toh tu bhag kyoon nahi jata ? gadha- uski khoobsoorat ladki jab padhai nai karti toh woh kehta hai ki "teri shadi gadhe se kara dunga" bas isi umeed pe tika hoon !!
Girl to another girl: "you are beautiful'' other girl: "thank you, you are beautiful too" & boy to another boy: "you are handsome" other boy: "tu gay to nahi hai na saale?"
Aunty-- aur beta kya karte ho...?? . me-- iit se hu . aunty-- achA.. to chalo is cycle ko bike bana kar dikhao . . me-- aunty mai iit se hu.. iin se nahi
Girl: is dress ka kya price hai? shopkeeper: sirf 5 kiss. girl: aur us dress ka? shopkeeper: 10 kiss. girl: dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi. bechara....