Ek bujurg:- beta, kaise ho? bachcha:- thik hoo . bujurg:- padhai kaisi chal rahi hai ? bachcha:-bilkul apki jindgi ki tarah . bujurg:- mai samjha nahi ? bachcha:- bhagwan bharose ....!!
Suhagraat ko dulhe ne drvaza khat ktaya, dulhan dar k chup gyi. dulha: kya hua? dulhan: aap ho,muje laga reid padi hai.
One lady went to book stall for purchase book. lady: do have tha book named "girls are very inteligent" ? . shop keeper: . . . . . . . . . the comedy season is left side madam.
Kash tum bakri hoti, may tum ko ghass khilata aur pyar se tumhare seengh pakarta aur puchta pagal kon? tum ya may ? or tum pyar se bolti, main main
Kaash ye faasle na hote.. kaash ye duriya na hoti.. kaash hum sath hote.. to.. to.. to.. to.. to.. yaar mere sms ke paise bach jate...
Pappu ne apni girlfriend se puchha pappu: “ek 6 inch ki cheez hai jisko hath mein pakadte hi ajeeb sa ehsas hone lagta hai us cheez ka naam batao?” ladki sharam ke maare: “chhiii, kitne besharam ho tum.” pappu: “are main to 500 rupye ke note ki baat kar raha tha, tumhara to dimaag hi ganda hai.”
Bandar ki beti apne baap se boli papa papa mujhe shadi karni hai beta thoda intezar karo kyonki dulha abhi sms read kar rahi hai
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha … door se dekha toh ek sher tha … door se dekha toh ek sher tha … isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..
Bhai log sadak pe gaadiyo se jada . . . . . scootiyo se bach ke rahna . . . . bcoz . . . . . use rokne ke liye girls pairo k use karti hai breaks ka nahi.
Puri botal na sahi ek jaam to ho jaye, mulaqaat na sahi duaa salaam to ho jaye, jinke sms ke intzaar me hum ho gaye bimar, unhe bukhar na sahi zukham tho ho jaye.