Andheri raat thi wo mere sath thi mai upar tha wo mere niche thi mai daba raha tha wo chilla rahi thi bura mat manana mere dosto wo meri motar cycle thi.
Hum pagal aapke picche, aap pagal kisi aur ke picche, koi aur pagal humare picche, wo bhi pagal kisi aur ke picche, saare pagal aage picche.
Aaj main beemar hu jism toot raha hai, aur hatho se takat nikalti jaa rahi hai, kuch samaj nahi aa raha kya karu chal ab natak chhor aur jaldi se sms kar.
Coart ke andar kesh chal raha tha , ... pahla waqil dusre waqil se tu gadha hai.. dusra waqil- tu gadha hai .. pahla-tu gadha hai . dusra-tu gadha hai .. pahla-tu gadha hai . . . . . judge-mere hote hue tum log ek dusre ko gadha kaise bol rahe ho.....!!
Dangerous dosti: mai ghar late aaya toh dad ne pucha: "where are you?" maine kaha: "friend ke ghar par tha." dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "haan uncle, 2 ne kaha: "abhi just nikla 3 ne kaha: "yahin hai uncle, phone du kya?" 1 ne to hadd hi kar di, kaha: "haan pappa bolo kya hua"! pitwaa diya salo ne !!! kaminey doston k liye 1 like to banta he !
Papa baite se sabse jada garb kab hota . . . baita jab me apni gf ke sath hota hu or . . ap pichhe se aate ho or bolte ho . . baita mummy dekh legi . . tab garb hota hai papa ji
Mariz- meri body me bohat khujli hoti hai. dr- main kuch dawaiya likh raha hu le lena, mariz- kya inse khujli door ho jayegi.? dr- nahi ye nakhun bade karegi.
Tuta hua dil ki tarh sisa bhi nhi jodta . chalti tairen kabhi kisi ko nhi dekhati . . dhoka dene bali ladki kabhi kisi ki nhi hoti . . chalti zindgi kabhi kisi ke liye nhi rokti
Unki yaado ki jhalak aaj bhi hai, unki sanso ki mehak aaj bhi hai, kaise batau us bewafa ko, ki ye dil unke bina udaas aaj bhi hai.
Master: kal school kyo nahi aaye.? santa: gf se milne gya tha. master= kis liye.? santa: yes sir. master: maine pucha kis liye.? santa: liye sir bahut saare liye.
Asli boyfriend wahi hai jo valentine's day par apni kidney bech kar gf ko iphone 6+ dilaye. aur fir ye bhi puche. baby aur kuch chahiye ? abhi ek kidney baaki hai.
Valentine day ki kitni taiyari ho gayi ??? . . . . meri to sari ho gayi bas ek ladki patani baki hai.