Pappu ne apni girlfriend se puchha
pappu: “ek 6 inch ki cheez hai jisko hath
mein pakadte hi ajeeb sa ehsas hone
lagta hai us cheez ka naam batao?”
ladki sharam ke maare:
“chhiii, kitne
besharam ho tum.”
pappu: “are main to 500 rupye ke note ki
baat kar raha tha,
tumhara to dimaag hi ganda hai.”