Banto : aaj kal mere pati ka apni assitant se joro ka ishq chal raha h. lady police : tumhe kaise malum? banto : raat ko jab maine unke gale mein baahe daalkar, ek saari ki farmaish ki to weh neend mein hi bole, pehle ye letter type karke lao jo maine btaya hai, phir le lena.
Malkin: aaya ke liye tumhari height kam hai, aaya: malkin isi ka to faida hai aapko. agar bacha kabhi mere hath se gir gaya to chot lagne ki aashanka bahut kam hogi.
Seth bansi lal bhimar the or marne ke najdeek the wahi unka driver retire fauji driver bhi tha or unke dost bhi. seth : accha ab mera chalne ka waqt ho gaya hai. driver fauji : to ji mein gaadi nikal lu kuch door chod dunga.
1 ko girlfriend naraz thi, 2 ko shadi ke liye tayar thi, 3 ko yaaro baarat thi, 4 ko mast suhagraat thi 5 ko pyar ki barsaat thi. aankh khuli to pata chala sapno ki kali raat thi.
Science techar: agr koi ladki behosh ho jaye to, use kiss karo to thik ho jayengi. student: mgr ladki ko behosh kaise kiya jaye.?
Santa= is tv ka rate kya hai.? salesman= rs.1 lakh. santa= aisa kya hai isme.? salesman= jab light jaye to automatic off ho jata hai. santa= waah pack kardo.
Biwi ko apni palko par baithalo, de kar khushi uske sare gum churalo... pyar aise karo k sub dekhte reh jaye, padosan bhi aa kar kahe “mujhe apni biwi banalo”
Pathan apne scooter pe ja raha tha, raste mein ek aadmi ne lift maang li. aage red light thi pathan ne badi teji se scooter nikal diya pichhe baitha aadmi dar gaya. aadmi: “pathan ji, red light thi” pathan: “hum pathan hai red light pe nahi rukte” phir red light aayi phir nikal diya, aadmi aur jayada dar gaya. aadmi: “pathan ji marwaoge kya red light thi” pathan: “hum pathan hain pathan red light pe nahi rukte” aage green light aayi to pathan ne zor ka break mara aur wahi ruk gaya. aadmi: “pathan ji, ab to chalo green light hai” pathan: “abbey marwayega kya, udhar se koi pathan aa raha hua to?“
1 sharabi train ki patri par so gaya.. 1 admi bola train ayegi to mar jayega.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . sharabi: sale abhi aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai
Girl: “meri eyes, bilkul meri mom jaisi hai” boy: “haan aur tumhare bable tumhare daddy jaise hai” girl: “but mere daddy ko to bable hai hi nahi” boy: “exactly“
Aaj kal ke sharif launde bike bechkar activa sirf isliye lene lage hai kyonki usme jugaad (daaru) aur namkin rakhne ke liye paryapta jagah bani hoti hai.
Akele rehna bhi ek dard hai kisi ko pa kar khona bhi ek dard hai cheen leti hai dunia usi chiz ko humse jis ke bina jeena sabse bara dard hai.