Banto : aaj kal mere pati ka
apni assitant se joro ka ishq chal raha h.
lady police : tumhe kaise malum?
banto : raat ko jab maine unke gale mein baahe daalkar,
ek saari ki farmaish ki
to weh neend mein hi bole,
pehle ye letter type karke lao jo maine btaya hai, phir le lena.