Me : hey any weekend plans ? she : hanging out wid friends yaar me : bandariya hai tu .? *blocked* *reported f.i.r*
If a girl texts you after midnight, that means . she loves you. . . . . . . . . . lolzzzz just kidding, she's just bored...
Why are boys so careless & irresponsible..? . . . . . . . . . . because ! they know that some where-, a sweet & innocent girl is learning to be responsible for them...
Universal truth: . . . . . . . help a girl when she is in trouble, and shewill surely remember you only when she is again in trouble..!!
New style of proposing a girl boy goes to a girl with full of confidence ?dekho, main nahi chahta ki mera beta bada hokar tumhari beti ko line maare.? is liye tum haan kaho to un dono ko bhai behan bana de.?
Gf: purrr (embarrasing) bf: its ok baby its happens. gf: purrr purrr (relaxing) bf: oww its natural dnt worry. gf: purrr purrr pukkk. bf: sweety i should b going now. gf: purrr phokkkk dhusssr. pharrrr pookkkk bf: saali padori pure saal bhar ka aaj hi paadegi kyaa.
Pappu college ki ladki se bola : i love you ab tum mujhe bolo . . . girl : mei abhi ja k sir ko bolti hu . . . . . pappu : pagli sir ko mat bol . . . unki shaadi ho gai hai hahahaha thoko like.
Pappu ki girlfriend ne apne pet ke niche chidiya ka tatoo banwaya.. pappu ke sath romance karne ke baad usne pappu se pucha.. tumne chidiya dekhi? pappu: nahi mera saara dhyaan ghosle me tha..
Boyfrnd: mai tumhari roz roz ki farmayisho se tang aa kar khud kushi' kar rahaa hu.. . . . . . . . . . . . . girlfrnd- bas karo rulaoge kya. 1acha sa white suit dila do bas. . . . . tumhare 13ve pe kya pehnungi......
Ladka & ladki standing on the bus stop . ladka to ladki: nice lipstick ladki: thankx ★ ladka: nice top and jeanx ladki: thnx ★ ladka: nice earing ladki: thnx ★ ladka: nice neckless ladki: thnk u so much bhaiya ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★ ladka: kamaal hai phr bhi churail lag rahi ho
Ek ladki ki 5 crore ki lottery nikli , company ne socha achanak btaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai, usne pappu ko ye kaam saunpa ki aese btao ki wo k kushhi se mar najaey, pappu ne jaky us ladki ko bola, farz kro aap ka 5 crore ka inaam nikly to kia krogi? larki: ap k samny dance krongi ap se pyar krungi, shadi krlongi.yehi nhn.aadha inaam bhi de duungi. . . sala pappu hi khushi se mar gaya!