Boy- mai ek haat chod k bike chalau kya.. girl- nahi janu hum log gir jayenge . boy- to fir mera l#nd kujha jaldi...;):d:d
Girl-friend: “chalo chupan-chupai khelte hain, agar tumne mujhe dhund liya to tum meri le lena aur agar tumne nahi dhunda to main tumhari loongi” boy-friend: “theek hai, lekin ek baat bataao tum meri kaise logi?” girl-friend muskurate hue: “hum shopping chalenge na“
Holi pe ladki ghabrate hue apne boy-friend ko boli: “please pani wala gubbara mat fenkna, main gili ho jaungi” ladka: “achha aur khud jab tight t-shirt pehan kar gubbare dikhati hai tab socha hai hum kitne gile hote honge“
Boy: "i like u girl, i also love u to be my babe" . . . girl :- "i accept but no sex because i want to keep my body for my future husband" . . . awesome reply by boy :- . . . . . . . "no problem but dont ask for money i want to save it for my future wife"
"girlfriend to boyfriend: mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gugla. muj se shadi karoge? bolo baby, bolo na. funny boyfriend: tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt?"
"girl: barish ki bondon mein teri yaad aati hai, boy: drama na kar, mujhe yaad hai teri chatri wapis deni hai."
Boy: kya main tumhe pyara lgta hu. girl: na boy: kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho. girl: na boy: aagr main mar jaun to tum rougi? girl: na ladka bahut udas ho gya use bahut dukh hua aur wo rone laga. ladki ne use apne qarib kiya aur kaha: tum pyare nahi bahut khubsurt ho. main tumhare sath rehna nahi balki jeena chahti hu. agar tumhe kuch ho gya to mein roungi nahi mar jaungi.
Aap ki girl friend aapko romantic msg kare to ye mat socho ki wo romantic mood me hai. balki ye socho ki ye romantic msg usko kisne kiya ?? think hat ke... jiyo dat ke...
Girl 2 boy.. hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon mein kahaan dum tha, meri kashti (boat) waha dubi jahaan paani kam tha, boy 2 girl… tum to thi hi gaandu teri fuddi mei kahaan dam thaa, wahaan kiyaa maa chudaaney gayi thi jahaan paani kam thaa…