Me : Hey Any weekend Plans SHARE FacebookTwitter Me : hey any weekend plans ? she : hanging out wid friends yaar me : bandariya hai tu .? *blocked* *reported f.i.r*More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Girl-friend: “chalo chupan-chupai khelte hain, agar tumne mujhe dhund liya to tum meri le lena aur agar tumne nahi dhunda to main tumhari loongi” boy-friend: “theek hai, lekin ek baat bataao tum meri.......Read Full Joke