She: liver kharab hai, maine bhagwaan se tumhare acche hone ki wish ki. he: raham kar kamini aur kitna whiskey? she: tu mar hi jaa saale.!!
Ladka apni girlfriend se bola: “chalo kisi sunsan si jagha pe chalte hai jahan koi bhi door door tak na ho” ladki: “tum vahan koi aisi vesi harkat to nahi karoge na?” ladka: “biklul bhi nahi” ladki: “phir rehne hi do jaane ka kya fayda“
Ladki ne apne boy-friend se puchha: “kya kar rahe ho?” ladka: “makkhiya maar raha hoon” ladki: “kitni mari?” ladka: “3 male aur 2 female” ladki hairani se: “kaise malum?” ladka: “kyoki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi aur 2 phone se“
Ladka ladki first date pe gaye to ladke ne darte darte ladki se pucha ladka: “kya main aap ka haath ko choom sakta hoon?” ladki: “kyu be, kaminey mere lips pe kya zehar laga hua hai?“
Boy on date in resturant.. jaan tumse ek baat kehna chahta hu.. girl: kya..? boy: i already have a girlfrnd.. . girl: daara diya saale, mujhe laga paisa nahi hai....!
Girlfriend : kya kar sakte ho? mere liye ? boyfriend: chand tare tod loon, mountain se kood jaun, tufaan ka saamna kar loon. girlfriend : awwwwwwww come to me. i'm alone. boyfriend : but its raining yarr !
Ek ladki ne ladke ko aawaz lagai. ladki: “o bhai jaan please suniye zara” ladka: “oye pehle decide kar le bhai ya jaan, confuse kyun kar rahi hai“
She:- uff bahut garmi hai yr me:- yeah because you're so hot she:- hmmm me:- dekh jyada hot mat hona nahi to jal ke kaali ho jayegi *slapped* *kicked*
Boy: tumhai main zyada pasand hu ya toilet? girl: kya stupid question hai ye? boy: nahi janu batao na? girl: ofcourse tum hi ab batao kyu pucha? boy: toilet k liye to tum foran chaddi utar deti ho, magar mujhe bahut minnate karni parti hai kyu? wah ustad wah, kya kutta dimagh paya hai.. :d :d
Very emotinal sms:grlfnd 2 byfnd- i m pregnant byfnd-r u sure ki ye mera hai? girl crying and says yaar sab log aise bologe to kaise chalega?
B0y: tm gana b0h0t acha gati h0 girl: thanx but i am just bathr00m singer b0y: t0 bula0 na kabi apne live c0ncert pe.
Boy teasing a girl~~ boy~ jhalak dikhlajaa...jhalak dikhla jaa • • • • • girl~ (chappal utaar ke) ek baar aaja aajaaaja •