She: Liver kharab hai SHARE FacebookTwitter She: liver kharab hai, maine bhagwaan se tumhare acche hone ki wish ki. he: raham kar kamini aur kitna whiskey? she: tu mar hi jaa saale.!!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Girl-friend: “chalo chupan-chupai khelte hain, agar tumne mujhe dhund liya to tum meri le lena aur agar tumne nahi dhunda to main tumhari loongi” boy-friend: “theek hai, lekin ek baat bataao tum meri.......Read Full Joke