Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki boy: i love u jaan. girl: sacchi boy: mucchi girl: ek 100 ka recharge karwa do plz boy: sorry didi rong number.
Apni girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe?? boy: tum ne us ladki ko dekha? wo kapde usko bilkul suit nahi karte. girl: saale.... tu tohchahta hai kladkiyan kapde hi na pehne. moral: ladki ne pehle hisprite pee li thi..
Boy to girl:-tum nahati nahi ho kya. girl:-nahi to roj nahati hu, par tumne esa q pucha. boy:-kabhi dekha nahi na isliye.ha ha...!.
Girl: aj ammi ne mujhe tumhare sath bike per jaty dekh liya boy: shit yar phir kya hua? girl: rikshay ke paisay wapis le liye humari bohat he sakht family hai
Boy's dialogue: bus, train aur ladki, ek jati hai to dusri aa jati hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . now girls dialogue: rickshaw, taxi aur ladke, ek ko bulao, 4 chale aata hainn
Boy= aap meri wife jaisi lagti ho. girl= ohh aapki wife ka naam kya hai.? boy= me abhi kunwara hu. moral: sikhiye propose karne ka nya tarika.
Ladka : kal raat mere spane mein salman sharma aaya tha, aur tumhare sath jabardasti karne ki kosish kar raha tha. ladki : to kya maine usne sab kuch karne diya. ladka : nahi tumne saaf mana kar diya. ladki: phir to koi or ladki hogi wo.
A small boy and a girl were crying, someone asked why are you both crying? girl said: my doll has broken. boy said: my doll is crying!
Boy: viber use krti ho..?? . . . . . . . . . . girl: ufff! ye un-educated lrkay b na!! dear viber nhi viper hota hai.. or main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb paani ziyada ho warna poocha he lagati hon.. smile emoticon boy: hahahahahahahahaha . bus kr pagli rulayegi kyaa!
"funny propose" boy: mujh se shadi karo gi girl: kia? boy: achi film hai na! girl: kuttay k bachay boy: what!!?? girl: kitnay cute hotay hain na?
She- tumhare dad tumhe pyar se kya bulate hain? me- koi srilankan naam hai bada sa she- kya hai wo? me- sale harami bhag ja mere ghar se.
Boy :- i love you .. girl :- kitni ladkiyon ko bol chuke ho ??? boy :- tum 7th ho .... girl :- awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho , love you too .... moral :- moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka audi me tha.