Boy :- I love you

Boy :- i love you .. girl :- kitni ladkiyon ko bol chuke ho ??? boy :- tum 7th ho .... girl :- awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho , love you too .... moral :- moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka audi me tha.

Boy :- I love you

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

Boy :- I love you

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