Marwadi ladki ne apne boy-friend ko bola girl-friend: “janu, tum mujhe apni ye diamond ring de do” boy-friend bhi marwadi hi tha, puchha: “kyun?” girl-friend: “ise dekh-dekh kar main tumhe yaad karungi” boy-friend: “tum chaho to aise bhi yaad kar sakti ho” girl-friend: “kaise?” boy-friend: “ye soch kar, ke tumne diamond ring mangi thi aur maine nahi di“
Ladki-janu tum mujhse kitna pyar karte? ladka- bahat pyar karta hoon. ladki- kitna? ladka-pichhe mudke dekho. ladkine pichhe mud kar dekha toh ladka gayab tha ... ... ... ladka bahat doorse awaj de kar bola ke samne dekh mere bap a raha hai.
Girl:- aj bhaiya ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pedekh liya. boy:- shit! fir kya hua?. girl:- rikshe ke paise wapas le liye. hamari bahut hi strict family hai.....
1 ladki bus stand pe khadi thi . . 1 ladka bike pe jatta hai . . vapas ata hai or uss ladki se puchta hai . pehchana kya ??? . ladki :”nahi toh . ladka :”kya yaar, abhi to samne se gya tha
Bf: watsapp pe ho? gf: nhi bf: to install karo na! gf: ek shart par.. bf: kya? gf: tum mujhe apna watsapp ka password bataoge.. *cant stop laughing*
Boy: viber use karti ho..?? girl: ufff! ye un-educated ladke bhi na !! dear viber nhi viper hota hai.. haan main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb paani jyada ho to warna pocha hi lagati hun... boy: hahahaha bus kar pagli rulayegi kya.
Girl: mat kar picha mera ek din royega . . . bahar college k tu samose ki dukan kholega, . . . boy: tu mt thukra mera pyar, ek din pachtayegi, . . . . . usi dukan pe bartan manjti nazar aayegi! . hahaha thoko likes!
1 baar 1 ladka 1 ladki se bahut pyar karta hai. . . wo ladka 1 din himmat karke usladki ke pass jaakar bolta hai . boy :- hi.. girl :- hi.. boy :- how are you? girl :- i am fi9 and you? boy :- me too fi9.. . mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha girl :- haan bolo...... boy:-i likeu do u like me girl:- yes, no, yes, no.... boy:- i love you very much.. you are myworld. girl :- sorry i hate u u u u ladka rone lagta hai aur wahan se chala jaata hai... . ladki use ignore karke 2 dino baad study ke liye wahan se lahore chali jaati hai.. . ladka uski yaad me man hi man me udaas rahne laga, . par duniya ke samne joothi muskan liye man hi man me us ladki ki yadme hi rahata tha, 24 hours us ladki ki yaado me duba rehta.. . 1 din uska friend uske ghar aata hai. jab use maloom hua ki uske friend ke haalat us ladki ke na kaaran ke waja se hui to usne usse puchha . frnd :-"jab wo tumhe pyar nahi karti to tum use kyu pyar karta hai? tumhe world me aur koi chahne wali mil jaayegi. . "tab ladke ne jo answer diya, usse uski frnd ki aankhe niche ho gayi.. ladke ne bola :- . "haseel karke to har koi pyar kar sakta hai magar khokar bhi kisi ko chahna hi asli pyar hai
Bf: darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye hamare shadi k liye. gf: kuch nah ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye. bf: kya pucha??? gf: ladka kya kar ra hai!! mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai.. --- the biggest atom bomb used by every girlfriend is: . . . . . . . . . . . "khao meri kasam !! ---- modern definition of a " boy friend " . . . . . . . . . . . a person who has to lyk all the status n photos of her girlfrnd no matter how bad they are..!!
Girl: mujhe kyu dekh rahe ho.? tumhari koi bahen nahi hai kya.? boy: hai isi liye to dekh raha hu. girl: kyu.? boy: meri bahen ko bhabhi chahiye.
Grlfrnd: baby,my heart iz beating 4 u... boyfrnd: ye to kuch bi nhi hai pagli, once my father was beating me only 4 u!!!
Modern love..!! . (boy & girl on date) . . girl:- kya shadi k baad bhi aise hi hum dinner pe aya karenge..?? . . boy:- haa sweet heart, agar tumhare husband ko koi aitraz na hua to..!!