Gf: baby... ye dress kitna acha lag raha hai... awww... dila do na please.. bf: no, baby.. u remember naa.... shaadi se pehle kuch nhi
Shadi say pehlay, boy: atlast wo din agaya, girl: tum mujhe chor to nai dogay? boy: no way aisa sochna b mat girl: wil u kiss me? boy: yes girl: tumhari zindagi mai koi or to nhi? boy: no not at all girl: do u love me? boy: yes dear girl: oh dear!! shadi k baad ab zara ulta sms parho.
Girlfrend romantic mood me: aaj ghar me koi nhi hai, aajao, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . boy: "tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai tera mann laga rahega...!!! . moral: har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif bhi hota hai... . agree frndz
Ladki : aaj mein tumse kuch confess karna chahti hoon ladka : bolo ladki : meine chupchap se tumhare ghar ka pata bata kar bhaiyon se pitwaya lekin tumhara pyar adig raha meine papa se keh kar tumhe police ke dande lagwaye phir bhi tum mujhe chahte rahe mujhe tumhare pyar par vishwas ho gaya hai aaj mein tumhare muh se three magical words sunna chahti hoon keh do na ladka : "bhen ki lodi"
Girl : hi ? boy : hello !! girl : are you ok. boy : not really there is something running in my mind ! girl : what is it? tell me boy : you always says that you trust me a lot... girl : yes i trust you ..... but what happened?? boy : if i ask you to jump down, will you jump??? girl : yes i will jump because i know you will catch my hand and pull me up. boy : and if i don't then? girl : then i will die with the belief that you tried your best but could'nt save me....trust is the must....
Ek ladka ladki ko impress karne ke chakkar me bike se gir gaya.. . ladki boli : aapko chhot to nahi lagi..? . . ladka : aaree hatt pagli hum bike se aise hi utarte hain..!
Girl : me tumhe apna dil nahi de sakti.. smile.png . . . . me : main. itni upar ki soch bhi nahi raha hu
*on first date* he - kya logi? beer? she - main nahi peeti he - to fir cold-drink? she - i mean main beer nahi peeti. whiskey lungi.
Girl: chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna. agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge. boy: agar nahi dhunda to? girl: aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke piche hi chupungi