Me: Main tumhe chahta hu She: Kitna Boys VS Girls jokes

Girl-friend: “chalo chupan-chupai khelte hain, agar tumne mujhe dhund liya to tum meri le lena aur agar tumne nahi dhunda to main tumhari loongi” boy-friend: “theek hai, lekin ek baat bataao tum meri.......

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Boy: dekho main tumhari zulfon k liye kya laya h0on! girl khush ho k: janu .......

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Girl: how much do u love me? boy: my heart is mobile & u r it’s sim gir.......

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Me: Main tumhe chahta hu She: Kitna

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

Me: Main tumhe chahta hu She: Kitna

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