A cute love story boy:kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun? girl:nai boy:kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho? girl:nai boy:agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi? girl:nai larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha tum pyare nai bohut khubsurat ho main tumhare sath rehna nai balki jeena chahti hun agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein roun gi nai marr jaun gi bcz i cant live without u........
Girl- my janu, my baby, mera baccha, my sweetu, my golu.. kya tum mujhse shadi karoge? bol mela baby . . . . . . . . . boy- arre kamini, propose kar rahi hai ya goad le rahi hai?
Girl- mera prize kahan hai?? boy- ye lo girl- arre ye to heart shaped box hai, kya hai is dil me?? boy- dil cheer k dekh tera inaam hoga.
Cute answer when a girl asked her ex-boyfriend: girl: do u still love me?....... boy: pyar ka to pata nahi, lekin mere dost aaj bhi mujheteri kasam dete hain..!!
Girl :- tum mujhe itna pyaar. kyun krte ho.. ??. boy :- ek tamannna hai tumhe paane ki.. ...... girl:- har waqt kyun udas rehte ho.. ?? boy :- koshish hai tumhe har khushi dilane ki.. girl :- har waqt kyun sochte ho.. ?? boy :- aadat ho gai hai tumhe khayalo me apna banane ki.. ........ girl :- kabhi chand bhi chahkar apna hua hai.. ?? boy :- ek umeed hai is umeed me zindagi bitane ki.. ........ girl :- mai na mili toh.. ?? boy :- to koshish karunga zindagi mitane ki.. ........ girl :- tumhe kya milega mar kar.. ?? boy :- ek umeed agle janam me tumhe apna banane ki....
Girl: sports me interest hai? boy: haan girl: cricket? boy: haan girl: football boy: haan girl: waise karte kya ho? boy: satta khelta hoon.
Boy: jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na! girl: sandal nikalu kya? boy:pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!
Ladki apne boyfriend ko kehti hai. girl friend: “jaanu mein apna purse gar bhul aayi hoon mujhe 1000/- rupaye chahiye” boy friend: “sach mein dost hi dost ke kaam aata hai, lo 20/ rupaye, riksha kar or ghar se purse le aa“
A boy started using facebook since 10th may 2011 but he still have 263 friends..!! . . . . . . . . . his little sister started using fb since 19 feb 2015 and now she have 1,517 friends .. thats a difference between a boy and a girl..!! .. agree ???
Kiss karne ke baad: gf: woww what a wonderful and sweet kiss that was. . . . . . . . . . . bf: haina??vimal khaya tha.. dane dane main keshar ka swad... gf: marr ja mardarchod
Girl- tum bohot besharam ho . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . boy- wo to main bachpan se hi hu main to paida bhi nanga hi hua tha... boys always rock...
Gf - hello baby, tumhari yaad aa rahi thi.... bf - abhi salary nahi aayi hai meri... gf - acha chalo....papa aa gaye, bye.