Q: what did the blonde driver say when she ran out of gas? a: will it hurt the car if i drive with an empty tank?
What did a blonde do when she read a notice in the public conveniences saying "don't put anything down the toilet but toilet paper?" she sat on the floor!
Q:why did the blonde go outside with her purse open? a:she had heard there was going to be some change in the weather!
A person told his blonde friend, "christmas is on a friday this year." the blonde guy then said, "let's hope it's not the 13th!"
A police officer stopped a car and asked the blonde driver, "can you identify yourself, madam?" the blonde pulls out her mirror and says, "yes, it's me!"
A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. before leaving, she tells an officer: "you shouldn't make my husband work like that. he's exhausted!" the officer laughs, saying: are you kidding? he just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!" "bullshit! he just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!"
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. afterwards, he asked her how she liked the game. "oh, i really liked it," she said, " but i just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." "what on earth do you mean???" "well, i saw them flip a coin, and one team got it, and then, for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'get the quarter back! get the quarter back!'"