A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.
afterwards, he asked her how she liked the game.
"oh, i really liked it," she said, "
but i just couldn't understand
why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
"what on earth do you mean???"
"well, i saw them flip a coin,
and one team got it,
and then,
for the rest of the game,
all they kept screaming was:
'get the quarter back!
get the quarter back!'"