हिंदी में जोक्स

Whenever Om Puri went late to school, all children remarked, .
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"OMlette aaya hai!"

I told my mother that I want 'Blackberry' or 'Apple'.
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"Ghar Mein Singhade Pade Hain, Pahle Woh Khatam Kar"!
Happy Navratras!

Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking...
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Kaunsi Wali Ko Yaad Karu!

Ek Zordar message
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ho, to Bhejna...

Aggar John Abraham Ki Shaadi Ke Baad Uske Judwa Bachche Hue To John Abraham Un Dono Bachcho Ka Naam Kya Rakhega? .
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Socho?
Easy Hai Re.
Johnson & Johnson!

Zindgi To Bar-Bar Miligi.
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Kabhi Iss Bar Mein, To Kabhi Uss Bar Mein!