Banta: Yaar Santa Bebas Aur Lachar Hona Kise Kahte Hain? Santa: Oye Jab Astha Chanal Chal Raha Ho Aur Remot Kho Jaye
Wife to her husband: I love you! I can't live without you! Mar Jaungi! Mit Jaungi! Jehar Pee Luongi! Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi! Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage!
Pati Apni Patni Ki God Mein Leta Hua Tha! Patni Ne Bade Pyaar Se Apne Pati Se Pucha, "Kaisa Lag Raha Hai?" Pati: Aisa Lag Raha Hai Jaise Bhagwan Vishnu Sheshnag Ki God Mein Lete Hon!