Pati: Main Tumhen Agale 1000 Varshon Tak Pyaar Karunga Patni: Uske Baad Kaun Si Maa Ke Paas Jaane Ka Iraada Hai?
Banta: Yaar Tu Itna Sahma-Sahma Kyon Hai? Santa: Mere Ko Kal Raat Ek Trak Ne Piche Se Takkar Maar Di! Banta: Lekin Jo Hona Tha Vah Ho Gaya Par Tu Abhi Tak Itna Dara Hua Kyon Hain? Santa: Yaar Trak Ke Piche Likha Tha "Fir Milenge"!
Jito: Kyon Ji Jab Main Moti Ho Jaungi Tab Bhi Aap Mujhe Itna Hi Pyaar Karoge? Santa: Nahin Jito: Aapne To Shaadi Se Pahle Sukh-Duhkh Men Sath Dene Ki Bahut Kasmen Khayi Thi Kya Hua Unka? Santa: Maine Sukh-Duhkh Men Sath Dene Ka Vada Kiya Tha Mote-Patle Men Nahin
Banta: Yaar Tere Ghar Se Hamesha Hansne Ki Aawaj Aati Hai Ye Khaushi Ka Raaj Kya Hai? Santa: Meri Bivi Mujhe Jute Se Marti Hai Agar Lag Jaye To Vo Hansti Hai Aur Na Lage To Main Hasta Hu
Banta: Kya Hua Santa Tum Aise Bimaaron Jaise Kyon Lag Rahe Ho? Santa: Kya Batau Yaar Main Bhukha Mar Raha Hu Banta: Kyon Kya Ho Gaya? Santa: Meri Patni Diting Kar Rahi Hai N Isliye